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My Sonic Fan Fic

Posted by Timi - August 19th, 2009


Last night, i awoke to a sound in my backyard, it was an odd sound, it sounded like a plane was flying right behind my house. I got up and went out to my backyard, too tired to put my clothes on. At first I saw nothing, but right as i was walking away a flash of blue light came towards me and knocked me to my feet. Before i had time to react this strange flash grabbed my penis and started to suckle it. At first i tried to struggle, but soon i realized that this was the only sex i'll ever get, because I am Tim G from Virginia , and i will never "get some."

Tl:dr i won't see district 9 cause i'm gay


Comments

Sometimes daddy comes out to breakfast in a robe

and sometimes that robe is too small

And when that happens, my life feels complete

PS: my penis is small

Dude, you are fucking gay. Why would you even make this?

You sound like you need a dick in your ass, i would be happy to give you this dick

What the hell is your problem? You're the gay one talking about how your dad comes out in a robe and you suck his dick.

Seriously, you're a queer.

Dude, just calm down, i know some guys that could "calm you down" if you know what i mean. ;*

Guy you're fucking gay. Go kill yourself /end of discussion.

Come on man, i just want to have some fun, just let me take you to Browntown, if you know what i mean :)

Seriously, you are a flaming homo. I bet you watch Family Guy and laugh at it.

You mindless prawn, you're a disgrace to the human race.

DAMMIT

YOU FUCKING

YOU FUCKING OH MY GOD

I win Tophats. I WIN.

LOOK!!

I fix it!

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaw

dick my anus

You and your pink font...Ugh

U R A GHEYWAD.

You kick for personal reasons.

I kick for watered down coke. BANNING MICH FOR DRINKING MCDONALDS LOLOL.