There were cows and sheep in the city of Berlin

The Cows fought the sheep in the city of Berlin
Then Zombie Hitler came back from the grave

and went "BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS"
Then the cows won over the sheep
And fought Zombie Hitler

Then in the city of Lisbon, the dolphins reigned
And the cows were pissed and da da
The dolphins fought the cows but
were cut down by the bovine stomach
Then the cows reigned all over Europa

However, the snakes of the States didn't like this
And they got the tunnel snakes from the caves
and were like "Snaaaaaaaake ooooooo it's a snake!"
Then the snakes gathered their army of kitchen knifes and attacked the cows
The cows were like "We will not let him go!"
The snakes were like "Let him goo!"

Then the fight between the generals of the armies commenced with "Beat it" playing over all the loudspeakers in the world

The snake commander stabbed the cow in his four stomachs and the cow died.
All the cows fled and the snakes took over...for now.