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    The City Of Berlin

    Posted by Timi - August 18th, 2009


    There were cows and sheep in the city of Berlin

    The Cows fought the sheep in the city of Berlin
    Then Zombie Hitler came back from the grave

    and went "BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS"
    Then the cows won over the sheep
    And fought Zombie Hitler

    Then in the city of Lisbon, the dolphins reigned
    And the cows were pissed and da da
    The dolphins fought the cows but
    were cut down by the bovine stomach
    Then the cows reigned all over Europa

    However, the snakes of the States didn't like this
    And they got the tunnel snakes from the caves
    and were like "Snaaaaaaaake ooooooo it's a snake!"
    Then the snakes gathered their army of kitchen knifes and attacked the cows
    The cows were like "We will not let him go!"
    The snakes were like "Let him goo!"

    Then the fight between the generals of the armies commenced with "Beat it" playing over all the loudspeakers in the world

    The snake commander stabbed the cow in his four stomachs and the cow died.
    All the cows fled and the snakes took over...for now.


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