Last night, i awoke to a sound in my backyard, it was an odd sound, it sounded like a plane was flying right behind my house. I got up and went out to my backyard, too tired to put my clothes on. At first I saw nothing, but right as i was walking away a flash of blue light came towards me and knocked me to my feet. Before i had time to react this strange flash grabbed my penis and started to suckle it. At first i tried to struggle, but soon i realized that this was the only sex i'll ever get, because I am Tim G from Virginia , and i will never "get some."
Tl:dr i won't see district 9 cause i'm gay
Timi
Sometimes daddy comes out to breakfast in a robe